// I’m writing thia on mobile because Villa is busy riding her way to Whiterun from Windhelm (ON A HORSE JEEZ GET YER MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER)

scourgeofthesea

IS RYZE GOING TO BE FUCKING PLEASED WHEN HE WILL HEAR THST THE SENIOR STEWARD PROMPTLY FUCKED OFF AFTER THE NEWS???
Tyb be like

'Wellp i'm out, fuck you guys, and you know what- PURPLE IS SOOOO YEAR 50 BLE!' *rips off robes and streaks out of the IoW in her lingerie*

// *after seeing the new Shurima-related news*

Wellp, Tyb won’t like to hear that part where xERATH IS SUDDENLY CHAINED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING MAP

Meanwhile, Tybresa resigns from the Steward Council and decides to become a nun on the other side of Mount Targon.

// I swear I didn’t die-ded.

I just got whisked off to our secluded family retreat because relatives were visiting.

Gonna sleep off the fatigue in a few hours, gonna answer the most outstanding messages then.

sotiredomg ;w;

It goes without saying, Settlers of Catan. Let the seven roll often, and the ruffian stay on your lands!

// Haha joke’s on you

I’m playing Cities and Knights

Even if we continuously roll 7 in the first round, the robber can’t be displaced until the Barbarians land

Wait, write something? I haven’t known that feeling in quite some time.

// We are both of the same kind then.

We should probably make a club

'I'm a RP Blog but I'm having second thoughts about that' or

'RP blog with no actual RP'ing'

Or

'I don't know what I'm doing here'

take your pick

// Rarrr …

I don’t know what to do with myself anymore.

Should I go play Skyrim? Settlers of Catan? Should I write stuff?

But -what- stuff …

I was pondering of starting the Snow Witch M!A but I’m pretty sure I’m not gonna get any kind of interest whatsoever … but I’m not sure whether me sitting on M!A’s and trying to hatch them will solve anything.

Blarghle

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//Wait so you already have an AU for this?//

// There was a reason why I was a bit surprised to find someone had dug deep into my blog of nonsense to find this.

It was inspired from my ‘Some Other You’ prompt.

//The League’s already got a snow witch, so what’s wrong with another one? And what’s wrong with an ice witch being able to sing? We could make a freljord band.//

// BUT THE TERMINOLOGY IS OFF.

Lissandra is the Ice Witch and is practically the Right Hand of the Watchers.

The Snow Witch is Tybrythild and actually -fights- the Watchers, while also having some shreds of humanity left to confirm that she -does- have her own Agenda somewhere in her intention to unify the Freljord and throw down the Watcher influence lingering about.

They appear similar. They’re not.

It’s like comparing a snowflake to hail.

THERE IS A SUBSTANTIAL DIFFERENCE. ONE IS NICE AND GRACEFUL AND THE OTHER HURTS LIKE A BITCH.
… she is Elsa from Frozen and a champ? :P

// OH GOD NO.

//I think they want you to be Elsa from Frozen

// OH. GOD.

// Popstar Tyb the Snow Witch?

// oh god.

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im not really seeing why sourcing other’s art properly is being lumped in with people apparently being all butt mad over people drawing fanart in general

// I am ‘lumping’ it together because this was the ‘excuse’ being thrown about for said anal pain.

To be frank, I’m not buying it, but let’s pretend I’m playing nice and not showing words and dicks down people’s throats.

I just find it funny how someone needs an excuse to start hating. Like hella … If you really wanted to succeed, you wouldn’t have stooped this low. And really, it wouldn’t have worked either way.

Just admit you’re an elitist piece of trash and I’ll be satisfied.

(Disclaimer: I’m not talking to/about Ori-mun. Ori-mun is hella rad. I’m just venting on an assumed hypothetical prick)

M!A: ACCEPT THE THREE YOU WERE GIVEN!
Anonymous

// NO.

THEY DON’T EVEN MAKE FUCKING SENSE TOGETHER.

  1. M!A-AU where Tyb is a singer.
  2. M!A - Tyb is a champion of the League
  3. M!A - Snow Witch AU.

HOW WOLD ALL THREE OF THOSE MAKE SENSE???

// On an off-note.

Why aren’t people throwing tantrums about artists drawing champions?

Because heaven’s forbid you draw that Shyvana.

Riot drew her first.

You better fucking give your credit you piece of shit punk-ass bastard or else I’m reporting you to the Art Police.

I know I’m slow, but right now this is my attempt to make fun of people who are being intentionally ridiculous for my own entertainment and sheer judgement of the human race as a whole.

I am judging you so hard, you have no idea.

You may call me the Judge. Vayne can go resign now, my condemn is fucking overpowered.

Also

Don’t you fucking dare even think about drawing the same eyes on that Soul Reaver you punk ass nigger.

I saw that on Google search image #71346856 

You better fucking credit that properly or else

Else shit’s about to hit the fan

// all right

which one of you fuckers is up to no good again

I got not one

not two

but three M!A’s.

In the past week.

And I’m only snapping about it now because I realized it’s a partner M!A to bladeofionia

HONESTLY I CAN’T TELL IF IT’S ONE OR MULTIPLE PEOPLE

YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE PEOPLE ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHAT I WRITE

WHAT THE FUCK???